One more time, for the people in the back

One more time, for the people in the back

Hey Sweetcheeks, Here’s the deal. You make the rules of your life. This means if you need to leave any relationship for any reason, you get to. I’m not saying it won’t be messy and emotional but it should only be gooey because of the ending and the...
Don’t think you are, Know you are

Don’t think you are, Know you are

Hey Sexy Bitches, I want to tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time there was this ostrich who stuck her head in the sand all day long. She was a very tall bird, as far as ostriches go, strong and able, but too many people had convinced her that she wasn’t. During...
Myrtle Gram for Monday

Myrtle Gram for Monday

Hey You, You know those mornings when you wake up feeling zesty and dance your face off in the kitchen and then by some mysterious force, everything starts going to shit? It’s like you stepped into a wormhole, lost some time and Murphy is up there laughing his...
Patron Saint of Go Fuck Yourself

Patron Saint of Go Fuck Yourself

Hey you beautiful Bastard, You know what I am sick of? All this love and light bullshit. Like, it was good for a bit but then it started feeling a little like Sunday School. Maybe you know what I mean. Or maybe you are highly offended and already formulating a...
Myrtle Gram

Myrtle Gram

Hey You, You know those mornings when you wake up feeling zesty and dance your face off in the kitchen and then by some mysterious force, everything starts going to shit? It’s like you stepped into a wormhole, lost some time and Murphy is up there laughing his...
be your own personal jesus

be your own personal jesus

  Hey Weirdos, I wanted to tell you that it’s time to stop whining about how fucked up you are and find some love. I’m not talking about some froo froo teddy bear and hearts shit either. I’m talking about in your face, radical, take a bath in...